I'm very offended. My John made lunch plans today and didn't tell me. When I IM'd him, he didn't reply. And he went to dinner with Serena at our restaurant!
I'm not going to tell him about that new eye cream I found at Kiehls. What does he have to say for himself today?
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No one believes that I can be an underwear model
About Me
- Swedish Rob
- San Francisco, CA, United States
- I have come to America from Sweden to share the traditional style and personal grooming knowledge of my home country with redneck Americans who don't have the benefit of our innate Swedish sense of style.
No one believes that I can be an underwear model
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Approved Brands
My Friends
My favorite foods
- All kinds of Dim Sums
- Apple Cinnamon Churrios
- Cuban Pulled Pork Sandwich
- Pom Grenade Juice
My Words of Wisdom
"I get those all the time. My penis is so large now I don't know what to do."
- 9/10/07, about penis enlargement spam
"That's why its good that I pluck."
- 8/11/07, after learning the definition of dingleberries
"You stupid white!"
- 7/07, to his brand new manager, about proper dim sum eatage
- 9/10/07, about penis enlargement spam
"That's why its good that I pluck."
- 8/11/07, after learning the definition of dingleberries
"You stupid white!"
- 7/07, to his brand new manager, about proper dim sum eatage
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