Today I had to help my manager, top #1 stupid white Caius, with his management skills. During our daily standup meeting, as I was giving my update on the massive amounts of work I had done the previous day, he was standing there across the circle from me picking his teeth! Can you believe it? How can people on the team possibly respect him if he does that?
So, for his own sake, I had to stop the meeting and tell him not to pick his teeth in front of everyone because it would lower their respect for him.
I feel really happy for Caius that he was able to learn such an important thing from me today.
Plus, I really love pom grenade juice.
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No one believes that I can be an underwear model
About Me
- Swedish Rob
- San Francisco, CA, United States
- I have come to America from Sweden to share the traditional style and personal grooming knowledge of my home country with redneck Americans who don't have the benefit of our innate Swedish sense of style.
No one believes that I can be an underwear model
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My Friends
My favorite foods
- All kinds of Dim Sums
- Apple Cinnamon Churrios
- Cuban Pulled Pork Sandwich
- Pom Grenade Juice
My Words of Wisdom
"I get those all the time. My penis is so large now I don't know what to do."
- 9/10/07, about penis enlargement spam
"That's why its good that I pluck."
- 8/11/07, after learning the definition of dingleberries
"You stupid white!"
- 7/07, to his brand new manager, about proper dim sum eatage
- 9/10/07, about penis enlargement spam
"That's why its good that I pluck."
- 8/11/07, after learning the definition of dingleberries
"You stupid white!"
- 7/07, to his brand new manager, about proper dim sum eatage
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